{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}
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Yuitsu Tsuchihashi was a lieutenant general in the Imperial Japanese Army in World War II.
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