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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
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{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
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{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}