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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?","punchline":"Because it was well armed.","id":331}
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{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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