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\"Fade\" is a song by American rapper Kanye West from his seventh studio album, The Life of Pablo (2016). The song features vocals from Post Malone and Ty Dolla Sign. It was first played at West's Yeezy Season 2 show in September 2015, before later being released for digital download and streaming as the third and final single from the album on September 9, 2016, through GOOD Music and Def Jam. 11 days later, the aforementioned labels serviced the song to radio stations across the United States. A hip house song with club elements, it samples Mr. Fingers's \"Mystery of Love\", Rare Earth's and The Undisputed Truth's respective cover versions of \"(I Know) I'm Losing You\", Hardrive's \"Deep Inside\", and Barbara Tucker's \"I Get Lifted \". The lyrics of the song focus on trying to hold on to a fading love.
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